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If y'all see an Ole Miss fan tomorrow, please point them towards the stadium. We gave them directions, but we're not completely sure they know how to read.

Alabama Metropolitan • Nov 10, 2021

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In an effort to mitigate the negative effects of the A&M game result, we will be enacting a couple of new city laws. Effective immediately, the 9th day of October...

Alabama Metropolitan • Nov 10, 2021

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Given the upcoming event this Saturday, we will be temporarily banning the sale of cigars to all garbage truck convention members, as well as anyone wearing that...

Alabama Metropolitan • Nov 10, 2021

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The following notice is a city-wide public safety announcement: Please be on the lookout for any residual Tennessee fans following last night's win. They should...

Alabama Metropolitan • Nov 10, 2021

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We have decided that we actually encourage y'all to panic-buy all the gas. If there isn't enough fuel to go around, it could clear up our traffic problem immensely.

Alabama Metropolitan • May 11, 2021

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Doing absolutely nothing is genuinely hard work, but since you asked for an update, here it is: 1. The roads still suck. 2. We still have no clue where your money...

Alabama Metropolitan • Apr 14, 2021

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In case you guys were wondering, the life of a government official is pretty hard. Dealing with the general public can be difficult. She was the one trying to get all up in her neighbor's...

Alabama Metropolitan • Feb 25, 2021

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Since Congress is taking so long to settle the stimulus check debate, we have decided to take matters into our own hands. Every Tuscaloosa citizen will receive a coupon...

Alabama Metropolitan • Dec 24, 2020

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We have heard rumors floating around about the city accidentally "losing" hundreds of ballots. This is absolutely not true, and we would like the clear the air:...

Alabama Metropolitan • Nov 7, 2020

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There have been a lot of complaints coming in about Election Day anxiety today, so we would like to take the time to remind Tuscaloosa citizens how lucky y'all really...

Alabama Metropolitan • Nov 4, 2020

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Please note that we will be altering trash pickup schedules until this coming Monday. There's a garbage truck workers' convention going on in Knoxville this Saturday,...

Alabama Metropolitan • Oct 22, 2020

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We would like to take the time to inform Tuscaloosa citizens that pumpkins and jack-o-lanterns are officially banned within city limits until after this Saturday...

Alabama Metropolitan • Oct 21, 2020

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The city of Tuscaloosa would like to remind the City of Northport that there are also no people on your side of the city limits. Maybe y'all should stay in your...

Alabama Metropolitan • Sep 12, 2020

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Spreading some good news on this Friday afternoon! Tuscaloosa has been awarded a $15 million BUILD grant by the U.S. Department of Transportation to continue...

Alabama Metropolitan • Sep 12, 2020

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In light of the recent fires, we suggest that gender reveals be eradicated within city limits. Instead of gender reveals, we propose that Tuscaloosa citizens participate...

Alabama Metropolitan • Sep 10, 2020